I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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