no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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