okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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