Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize