If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
smell my finger.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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