was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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