We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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