I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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