yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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