I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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