Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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