I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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