he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
