i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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