I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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