No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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