I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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