I think my vagina is haunted
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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