after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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