yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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