Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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