totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm passing your future prison.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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