Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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