After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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