i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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