i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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