So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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