I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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