she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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