.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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