So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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