So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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