so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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