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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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