What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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