we're making bets on your personal life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
