so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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