That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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