I'm drive I can fine osifer
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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