she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Will exercising make me less horny?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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