I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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