i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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