what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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