man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it's like iHOP with fire
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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