Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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