We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
