Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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