i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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