You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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