Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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