I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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