So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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