his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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