i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Farmville is her only friend.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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