dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
