Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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