is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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