Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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